I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.
When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?