What's another word for Thesaurus?

I have a map of the United States... Actual size. It says, 'Scale: 1 mile = 1 mile.' I spent last summer folding it. I hardly ever unroll it. People ask me where I live, and I say, 'E6.

My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'

I took a lie detector test the other day. No, I didn't.

If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.