I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Why is it lemon juice contains mostly artificial ingredients but dishwashing liquid contains real lemons?