Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.
I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.