I wear a hat on stage so that people won't be blinded by the reflection from my head. Also, if I don't wear a hat, there's no way that the hat can be at that level by itself on the stage.

How come you don't ever hear about gruntled employees? And who has been dis-ing them anyhow?

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter.

I took a course in speed waiting. Now I can wait an hour in only ten minutes.

It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

I’m so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.