My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
I paint; I draw and paint - I've been doing that since I was in third grade, drawing realistically and then changing to abstract art. That was my first creative thing before guitar or comedy.
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.