If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
My doctor told me I shouldn't work out until I'm in better shape. I told him, 'All right; don't send me a bill until I pay you.'
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?