Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.

I'm a peripheral visionary.

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.

I had my coat hangers spayed.