Do married people live longer than single people or does it just SEEM longer?
When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.