Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

I like to skate on the other side of the ice.

I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.

A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

I took my dog for a walk... all the way from New York to Florida... I said to him "There now you're done."

I didn't tell any of my friends that I wanted to be a comedian, because I was superstitious. I thought if I told people, it wouldn't happen. So I kept it all in my head for years and years.