I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.
I forgot and left the lighthouse on all night. Next day the sun wouldn't rise.
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
The sky already fell. Now what?
I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."