A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.

I'm not naked, I'm in the band.

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across the street.

I put a new engine in my car, but forgot to take the old one out. Now my car goes 500 miles per hour. The harmonica sounds amazing.

Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!

I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?