I haven't changed at all. I'm the same as when I was 11.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

I tried to hang myself with a bungee cord. I kept almost dying.

I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.

You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.