I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
My secret to staying young... Having no sense of time.
I like George Carlin's jokes. I like his humor. He's one of my heroes, and I like what he did with talking about everyday things.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
You know the old joke, I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out.