The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.
Hermits have no peer pressure.
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
I have a quantum car. Every time I look at the speedometer I get lost.