My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
To me, comedy is just twisting reality. It's commenting or observing or twisting life.
I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.
I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?