I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.
How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?
Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.