The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.

You know how it is when you’re walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there’s one more step? I’m like that all the time.

I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.