Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
Steven WrightI was born by Caesarian section . . . but not so you'd notice. It's just that when I leave a house, I go out through the window.
Steven WrightI worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
Steven Wright