I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.
I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
Four years ago... no, it was yesterday.
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.