How can there be self-help groups?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.
Sometimes I wish my first word was 'quote,' so that on my death bed, my last words could be 'end quote.'