Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
Women... can't live with 'em...... can't shoot 'em
All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes.
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.
Last year I went fishing with Salvador Dali. He was using a dotted line. He caught every other fish.