I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now.

I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

OK, so what's the speed of dark?

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.