What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I'm not afraid of heights. I'm afraid of widths.
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I plugged my phone in where the blender used to be. I called someone. They went "Aaaaahhhh..."