George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge... you can't hear him talk.
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.
I eat Swiss cheese from the inside out.
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.