I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note. It's a start.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.