I'm so hyper. (said with a very dull voice>
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.
I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.
One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?