If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
I got an answering machine for my phone. . . . Now, when I'm not home and somebody calls me up . . . they hear a recording of a busy signal.
I live at the end of a dead end one way street. I don't know how I got there.
People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.