99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.