Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
There's a pizza place near where I live that sells only slices. In the back, you can see a guy tossing a triangle in the air.
How young can you die of old age?
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused.
Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.