The sky already fell. Now what?
Why are they called buildings when they’re already finished? Shouldn’t they be called builts?
I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.
Imagine how weird phones would look if your mouth was nowhere near your ears.