Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Half the people you know are below average.
My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them.