Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
One time the power went out in my house and I had to use the flash on my camera to see my way around. I made a sandwich and took fifty pictures of my face. The neighbors thought there was lightning in my house.
I washed mud off of mud.
I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.