I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.
My act is an exaggeration of a part of me. I'm much more expressive off stage.
When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.