I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?

I laugh all the time - at things, people, stuff, whatever. But, I don't laugh onstage because then it's serious business.

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

You know when you're sitting on a chair and you lean back so you're just on two legs and you lean too far so you almost fall over but at the last second you catch yourself? I feel like that all the time.

A metaphor is like a simile.

It's a fine night to have an evening.