I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

The other day I went to a tourist information booth and asked, 'Tell me about some of the people who were here last year.

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

I saw a bank that said '24 Hour Banking,' but I don't have that much time.

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.