I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

I washed mud off of mud.

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it.

I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!

I bought a million lottery tickets. I won a dollar.

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?

I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done.