I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don’t know how I got there.
Sometimes I... No, I don't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats.