Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.
For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier... I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.
The older you get, the more you learn to see what you've been taught to see. When you're a kid, you see what's there.
If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?