I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone else’s property.
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".