A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.
Should you trust a stockbroker who's married to a travel agent?
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.
You know, the New Testament is pretty old. I think they should call them the Old Testament and the Most Recent Testament.