I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.
I like to fill my tub up with water, then turn the shower on and act like I'm in a submarine that's been hit .
I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.