What's another word for Thesaurus?
I was in the supermarket the other day, and I met a lady in the aisle where they keep the generic brands. Her name was 'woman.
All those who believe in psychokinesis - raise my hand.
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.
I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.