I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

Why are there five syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?

My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

I'm writing an unauthorized autobiography.

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

I was an only child, eventually.