If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.

If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?

Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.

I recently went to the hardware store and I bought some used paint... it was in a shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included. So I had to buy them again.