If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.

I live on a one-way street that's also a dead end. I'm not sure how I got there.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.