If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.

I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.