If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backward, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?

What do batteries run on?

My aunt gave me a walkie-talkie for my birthday. She says if I'm good, she'll give me the other one next year.

I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans.

I was in a job interview and I opened a book and started reading. Then I said to the guy 'Let me ask you a question. If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?' He said 'I don't know'. I said 'I don't want your job'.

I look like a casual, laid-back guy, but it's like a circus in my head.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.