I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.
Day 1 -- Still tired from the move. Day 2 -- Everybody talks to me like I'm an idiot.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Do the people in Australia call the rest of the world 'Up Over'?
I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.