I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.
If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?
Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game HE was watching was better.