When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

Sorry... my mind was wandering... one time it went all the way to Venus and ordered a meal I couldn’t pay for.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

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