What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
I just lost a buttonhole.
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories.
Did you sleep well?" "No, I made a couple of mistakes.