I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

My nephew has HDADHD. High Definition Attention Deficit Disorder. He can barely pay attention, but when he does it's unbelievably clear.

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.