While I was gone, somebody rearranged on the furniture in my bedroom. They put it in exactly the same place it was. When I told my roommate, he said: "Do I know you?"
Steven WrightIn Vegas, I got into a long argument with the man at the roulette wheel over what I considered to be an odd number.
Steven WrightImagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!
Steven Wright