I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
Steven WrightComedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
Steven WrightI took a course in speed reading. Then I got Reader's Digest on microfilm. By the time I got the machine set up, I was done.
Steven Wright