When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

Winny and I lived in a house that ran on static electricity. If you wanted to run the blender, you had to rub balloons on your head. If you wanted to cook, you had to pull off a sweater real quick

I bought some powdered water, but I don’t know what to add.

I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don’t know what to feed it.

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read"

How come abbreviated is such a long word?

If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?