I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
I went to San Francisco. I found someone’s heart.
If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?
What a nice night for an evening.
The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.
The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.