Snakes have no arms. That's why they don't wear vests.
I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.
I'd like to sing you a song now about my old girlfriend. It's called "They'll Find Her When the Leaves Blow Away 'Cause I'm Not Raking 'Til Spring."
The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.
Why is the third hand on a watch called a second hand?
Why is it, when a door is open it's ajar, but when a jar is open, it's not a door?