What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she has to cancel the rest of the afternoon's appointments.