Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?
I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose. Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly], and says, "Here, you can go"
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?