Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
In a lot of ways, success is much harder than I thought it would be. I figured that you'd get here and then everything would be happily ever after. But, it's hard work, almost harder once you're successful because you've got to maintain it.
Imagine if birds were tickled by feathers. You'd see a flock of birds come by, laughing hysterically!