Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
Why are they called a-part-ments, when they're all stuck together?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.
They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.
Doing a little work around the house. I put fake brick wallpaper over a real brick wall, just so I'd be the only one who knew. People come over and I'm gonna say, "Go ahead, touch it... it feels real."