The best kind of friend is the kind you sit with, never say a word and walk away feeling like it was the best conversation you ever had.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I went to the hardware store to buy some batteries, but they weren't included, so I had to buy them again.

When I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'

I liked school, but I used to dread those moments when the teacher would call me up to give an oral report. I forced myself to deal with it and not dwell on the class in front of me - to keep a straight face, give the report and concentrate on getting it right. That's normally how I perform. That's how I am.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

When I have a kid, I want to buy one of those strollers for twins. Then put the kid in and run around, looking frantic. When he gets older, I'd tell him he used to have a brother, but he didn't obey.