Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

I finally got around to reading the dictionary. Turns out the Zebra did it.

Day One: Still tired from the move.

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I just continue using my imagination and creating. That's what I do.