Always try to be modest, and be proud of it!

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

I washed mud off of mud.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. so I looked closer. it was made of grass.