If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
I bought a cheap piece of land... It was on someone elseโs property.
I had my coat hangers spayed.
I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.