Whatever happened to preparations A through G?
I bought a dog the other day. . . . I named him Stay. It's fun to call him. . . . "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing.
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
I'm moving to Mars next week, so if you have any boxes...
When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.