It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

You know how it is when you're reading a book and falling asleep, you're reading, reading... and all of a sudden you notice your eyes are closed? I'm like that all the time.

The Stones, I love the Stones. I watch them whenever I can. Fred, Barney.

I was always making my friends laugh but I never wanted the attention of the whole classroom.

I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman Rockwell beating up a child.

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

People think my friend George is weird because he wears sideburns...behind his ears. I think he's weird because he wears false teeth...with braces on them.