It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.

If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.

I eat swiss cheese. But I only nibble on it. I make the holes bigger.

Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?