It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I washed mud off of mud.

If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.

I wear my heart on my sleeve. I wear my liver on my pant leg.

How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn’t live there?

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."