It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

I am writing a book. So far I have the pages numbered.

It seems like we wake up and it's a race until you get to bed. It gets to you after a while and you think, 'What the hell am I doing?'

They say you're not supposed to put metal in a microwave oven. They're right.

There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house.