I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

I'm a peripheral visionary.

You know those things that you throw the twigs into and it spits them out? That's what I do. The branches are like life, and I throw them into my head and some of it comes out as humor.

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

At one point he decided enough was enough.