I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

My favorite book is anything by Kurt Vonnegut - he's my literary hero. I got to meet him several times, which was a great thrill for me. I don't really remember what we talked about.

Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.