I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.
My girlfriend's weird. One day she asked me, 'If you could know how and when you were going to die, would you want to know?' I said, 'No.' She said, 'Okay, forget it.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If I melt dry ice, can I swim without getting wet?