I think it's wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I like to reminisce with people I don't know.
Only one in four jokes ever works, and I still can't predict what people will laugh at.
To the audience, it's like I'm changing the subject every five seconds, but to me, my show's almost like a 90-minute song that I know exactly. I wrote every note, and I know exactly where everything is.
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.