If Dracula can't see his reflection in a mirror, how come his hair is always so neatly combed?
Steven WrightI made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."
Steven WrightI was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. "We're surrounded."
Steven Wright