I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, 'What for?' I said, 'I'm going to buy some sugar.'

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?

I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.