When I was a little kid we had a sand box. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?
My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted.
43.7 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.