Half the people you know are below average.
I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.
I saw a subliminal advertising executive, but only for a second.
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
I worked in a health food store once. A guy asked me, 'If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums.