My girlfriend does her nails with white-out. When she's asleep, I go over there and write misspelled words on them.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

My friend Sam has one leg. I went to his house. I couldn't go up the stairs.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

Does fuzzy logic tickle?