I like to talk about lint and coasters, the expansion of the universe and maybe McDonald's. I'm completely turned off by the idea of politics.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
If you had a million Shakespeares, could they write like a monkey?
A friend of mine is into Voodoo Acupuncture. You don't have to go. You'll just be walking down the street and . . . ooooohhhhhh, that's much better.