Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.

If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?

I saw a tree fall in the woods, and I didn't hear it.

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

George Carlin's album, 'Class Clown,' came out when I was in high school. I memorized a lot of that album. I'd come home from school, put it on, and listen over and over. I started memorizing it. I don't even know why. I loved it so much I memorized it.

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?