Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter?
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start stealing stuff while I still had no fingerprints.
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
If one synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the rest have to drown too?
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!