It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
It's very interesting, the joke comes first and then the wording comes within five seconds, maybe ten seconds. My thing is to get the joke across in as few words as possible. However, sometimes a word that's not really needed does help the rhythm of it. It's a gut feeling.
Iām so tired... I was up all night trying to round off infinity.
I'm a peripheral visionary.
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.