Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?

How young can you die of old age?

I've always had to conquer fear when I'm on stage. Basically, I was and still am a very shy person. It's absolutely in conflict with what I do. But once I deliver the first joke I'm okay. It's like I'm out there all by myself just delivering my lines to nobody in particular without ever trying to notice the audience in front of me.

I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific.

[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O. I don't trust anybody!

Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

I like to go to art museums and name the untitled paintings... Boy With Pail... Kitten On Fire.