Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

In my house there's this light switch that doesn't do anything. Every so often, I would flick it on and off just to check. Yesterday, I got a call from a woman in Germany. She said 'cut it out'

I went to a garage sale. 'How much for the garage' 'It's not for sale.'

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

When I was a kid, I went to the store and asked the guy, Do you have any toy train schedules?

The lady across the hall tried to rob a department store . . . with a pricing gun. She said, "Give me all of the money in the vault, or I'm marking down everything in the store."

You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.