They say we're 98% water. We're that close to drowning. I like to live on the edge.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
A metaphor is like a simile.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps