Why isn’t the word “phonetically” spelled with an “f”?

I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper.

When I was in school the teachers told me practice makes perfect; then they told me nobody’s perfect so I stopped practicing.

If you are killing time, are you damaging eternity?

Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.