How do you get off a non-stop flight?
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
I turned my air conditioner the other way around and it got cold out. The weatherman said 'I don't understand it. It was supposed to be 80 degrees out today.' I said, oops
If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them