Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you've seen it.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

The other day I ... no wait, that wasn't me.

I brought a mirror to Lovers' Lane. I told everybody I'm Narcissus.

Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.