Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell
I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.
I was a peripheral visionary. I could see the future, but only way off to the side.
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as '4's'?
Be nice to your children. After all, they are going to choose your nursing home.