If it's a penny for your thoughts and you put in your two cents worth, then someone, somewhere is making a penny.
Steven WrightWhy is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
Steven WrightWhen I was a kid, I never did funny things to get attention. I was never a funny person. I was never, like, 'Oh, wow. I could say this some day on stage.'
Steven Wright