I'm kinda tired. I was up all night trying to round off infinity. Then I got bored and went out and painted passing lines on curved roads.
Steven WrightI changed my headlights the other day. I put in strobe lights instead! Now when I drive at night, it looks like everyone else is standing still.
Steven WrightI had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
Steven Wright