Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
My socks DO match. They're the same thickness.
Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a racing car not called a racist?
I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the gift wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
It doesn't matter what temperature the room is, it's always room temperature.
Last year we drove across the country...We had one cassette tape to listen to on the entire trip... I don't remember what it was.