I used to be an airline pilot. I got fired because I kept locking the keys in the plane. They caught me on an 80 foot stepladder with a coat hanger.

Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.

I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.

I just lost a buttonhole.

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

I feel very lucky to make a living from my imagination; I'm very grateful for that. I like that what I do is create. I'm feeling very lucky to have had the career I had. It's gone much longer and bigger than I ever thought it would be.

Someone asked me, if I were stranded on a desert island what book would I bring... 'How to Build a Boat.'