I never even thought of myself as deadpan until someone wrote an article about me about a year after I was doing comedy. There was a paper called the 'Boston Phoenix,' and someone wrote a description of what I was doing and that's where I first saw 'deadpan.'
The sky already fell. Now what?
It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.
Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery's dead?
I just have a relationship with my imagination. It's like my friend, almost.
Why are there five syllables in the word โmonosyllabicโ?