What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
Ever notice how irons have a setting for permanent press? I don't get it.
Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect.
Sometimes I talk to myself in languages I'm unfamiliar with... just to screw with my subconscious.