The other day when I was walking through the woods, I saw a rabbit standing in front of a candle making shadows of people on a tree.
Everyone has a photographic Memory, some just don't have film.
The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
If a mute kid swears, should his mother wash his hands with soap?
Hermits have no peer pressure.
My father was a small claims court jester.