If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
I saw a man with a wooden leg and a real foot.
I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!
I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding.
It's a fine night to have an evening.
When I turned two I was really anxious, because I'd doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I'm six I'll be ninety.