I made a chocolate cake with white chocolate. Then I took it to a potluck. I stood in line for some cake. They said, "Do you want white cake or chocolate cake?" I said, "yes."
It's a fine night to have an evening.
Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?
Is boneless chicken considered to be an invertebrate?
Officer, I know I was going faster than 55MPH, but I wasn't going to be on the road an hour.
You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.