Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Honestly, I just go to restaurants to eat so I won't die. If there was a pill I could take in January and then I wouldn't have to eat again for the rest of the year, I would take it. Of course, I wouldn't want to sacrifice my chocolate cake and ice cream.
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?
If heat rises, then heaven must be hotter than hell