Is 'tired old cliché' one?
Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes to get rid of?
If you are sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.
Do fish get cramps after eating?
I was in a grocery store. I saw a sign that said 'pet supplies.' So I did. Then I went outside and saw a sign that said, 'Compact cars.