I was once walking through the forest alone. A tree fell right in front of me - and I didn't hear it.
Steven WrightMy grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.
Steven WrightI moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day. When I got home the front door wouldn't open.
Steven Wright