What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
My mother is from another time - the funniest person to her is Lucille Ball; that's what she loves. A lot of times she tells me she doesn't know what I'm talking about. I know if I wasn't her son and she was flipping through the TV and saw me, she would just keep going.
Yesterday I told a chicken to cross the road. It said, "What for?"
I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.
I'm not naked, I'm in the band.