Whose cruel idea was it for the word “lisp” to have an “s” in it?
My neighbor has a circular driveway... he can't get out.
I broke my arm trying to fold a bed. It wasn't the kind that folds.
I saw a small bottle of cologne and asked if it was for sale. She said, "It's free with purchase." I asked her if anyone bought anything toda
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
I have a map of the united states .... it's original size ... it says one mile equals one mile.