You know how it is when you go to be the subject of a psychology experiment and nobody else shows up and you think maybe that's part of the experiment? I'm like that all the time.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire planet Earth taken from space. On the back it said, 'Wish you were here.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to have to paint it.

I bought an ant farm. I don't know where I am going to get a tractor that small!

Do radioactive cats have eighteen half-lives?