It's a fine night to have an evening.

If you are in a spaceship that is traveling at the speed of light, and you turn on the headlights, does anything happen?

When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.

After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?

Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.

I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add.